FANMIX

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So if you are old as dirt you may remember that I did a fanmix for this loser a few months ago. More like a year, but whatever. Nai put out THE CALL and I thought it fit to update this stupid thing with STUFF THAT DOES NOT SUCK. I can't change the cover because I don't have the original file so it'll have to stay with my shitty grunge font.

ANYWAY HERE IS VERSION 2 WHEEEEEEEE.







Bolt Action Five (Remixed by DTC) || Tree Friend Tree Foe
[instrumental]


Placebo || Teenage Angst
Since I was born I started to decay.
Now nothing ever ever goes my way
One fluid gesture, like stepping back in time.
Trapped in amber, petrified.
And still not satisfied


Bloc Party || Helicopter
Empty
Running on
Bravado
As if to say, as if to say
As if to say, he doesn't like chocolate
He's born a liar, he'll die a liar
Some things will never be different


Amanaguchi || Sting Operation
[instrumental]
[This is the song he hears when he spaces out. Don't deny it.]

Mae || Cover Me
You outta cover me,
But the music's much too loud,
To hear this alarm sound.
Too loud, will you cover me?
But the emptiness I've found,
Can't keep me on the ground.
The ground, can you cover me?


Paul Fidalgo & the Conflicts of Interest || Running Gag
I guess that what I'm saying is
I'm a punchline!
A solid bit,
And easy laugh
I can be your running gag.


The Mighty Mighty Bosstones || The Impression that I Get
I'm not a coward,
I've just never been tested
I'd like to think that if I was,
I would pass
Look at the tested and think there but for the grace go
I might be a coward,
I'm afraid of what I might find out


The Academy Is... || We've got a Big Mess on Our Hands
I’ve got that lefty curse
Where everything I do is flipped
And awkwardly reversed
You’re seldom known and barely missed
I always put myself
In destructive situations
I need oxygen
To be exposed where no one goes, where no one’s been
When it all comes crashing…

Now we’ve got a big, big
Mess on our hands tonight. (sing it)
Now we've got a big, big
Mess on our hands tonight.


The Faint || Take Me to the HOSPITAL

I scraped up my face
Bounced my cheek on the floor
Cause anything worth doing
Is worth getting hurt for
I've made no mistakes
I'm never learning from that
I got no regrets
I wanna do it again
Do it A -G- A- I- N


Bayside || The Walking Wounded
I'm weak like a one-armed boxer
Throwing punch after punch
After punch I, I give in
I'm so dumb, I'm surprised
When they duck

Scared, paired walking soldiers.
We're all wounded anyway
In our respective ways

Scientists they couldn't fix me
I'm so tired of getting out of bed
But who would want to die as a cowardly little child?
When our time is up, will we be ashamed or proud?


Jars of Clay || Dead Man (Carry Me)
Carry me
I'm just a dead man
Lying on the carpet
Can't find a heartbeat
Make me breathe
I wanna be a new man
Tired of the old one
Out with the old plan
[The Autobots.]

Does it Offend You, Yeah? || Being Bad Feels Pretty Good
Fill me with your lies
A product of these times
I'll leave it all behind
I'll hunt from deep inside
OK, you want it all the same
I will not be that way
I'll take it day by day


They Might Be Giants || Boss of Me
But I confess
I like this mess I've made so far
Grade on a curve and you'll observe
I'm right below the horizon
Yes, no, maybe, I don't know
Can you repeat the question?

You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
And you're not so big
Life is unfair
[The Predacons/Decepticons.]

Kevin Devine || Go Haunt Someone Else
Dead weight in a tightrope trance
The pain pill preacher astray in his wasteland
Clenched teeth and a canyon he can't close
But there's me racing right along
The jukebox jester, stuck on the same song
A mouthful of lies, a head full of holes
[The Decepticons, especially the current leader.]

The Boy Least Likely To || Hugging My Grudge
On a flimsy wing and a prayer,
I followed my heart everywhere
'Til I ended up
Right back where I started from.

I've always been quietly dreaming.
I don't know when I've been beaten.
I don't think I'll ever be happy,
Unless I'm unhappy and hugging my grudge.



BONUS
Gilbert Gottfried || I'm Lookin' Out for Me
Okay, I'm little
Been playing second fiddle
And I don't get no respect
I turn the other cheek, but this busted beak
Is the only thanks that I get

I never found a friend that I can trust
They promise caviar and leave me eating dust
That's some reward for loyalty
From here on in, I'm looking out for me
[LMAO ANOTHER DECEPTICON ONE I'm sorry it was too good to pass up.]


THE ZIP!